One of the biggest perks of hospital work is hilarious reactions to drugs. Healthcare Dive took a look at some of best of the best, from the boy who doesn't want his mom to hit the unicorn to the girl who believes her NP is a talkshow host. And of course, the greatest of all, David, who wants to know if this is real life. We're not sure, David, we're just not sure. 

5. This girl who thought her NP was Ellen DeGeneres

4. This kid who thinks he should come visit this place more often

3. This adorable boy who just wants to hang out with Bob

2. This guy who is LEAKING and doesn't know what it MEANS

1. This kid, who needs no introduction